A Cautionary Tale

Don't let your flatmates cook fishsticks after enjoying a few rounds at the local nightclub.

Why not?

The smoke detector will sound at 1 AM.

And?
The building will be evacuated, and not one, but two firetrucks will be called to the residence hall.

Anything else?
The fire marshal will lecture you sternly on the importance of cooking with proper ventilation.

There's more?
You will make an inane post on your travelblog.

Do go on.
You will feel like an idiot for quite some time.

Oof. What a night.