Well, I safely touched down in the US last Thursday and eventually made my way home to the Big Sleazy. The photoessay from lovely, lovely Canada is in the planning stages and will be posted shortly.
For the time being, I have only the following to say:
1.) Detroit sucks.
2.) I cried when driving through T-town on the way home, something that caught me completely off guard (and embarrasses me to the core).
3.) No, really. Detroit sucks.
4.) To the woman who ignored the two-hour tantrum of her profoundly autistic child, preferring instead to gab with her girlfriend on the phone: [raps her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper] Bad parent! BAD PARENT!
(Trans: Ma'am, I understand caring for a child with autism is a terrible cross to bear; however, it is YOUR cross to bear, not mine, not the flight attendants', not anyone else's. You chose to have a child and assume all responsibilities contained therein, so man up and act like a parent.)
5.) Detroit me da asco. (Trans: Detroit, it makes me sick.) I feel this bears repeating.
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Incidentally, I turned into a sobby, blubbering mess whilst driving past your domicile. I miss you terribly, my dear. And that whole thing about making T-town better? Right back at'cha, kid.
Glad to hear you are safely home! I will be back in the ville mannana. (sorry if that's misspelled... or that, god I hate spelling!!!) Anyway, hope to see you before we each head out for our respective adventures. Love you much!!! BTW, did you know that there is an Elvis Week? Well, there is, and I have landed smack dab in the middle of it! (I'm in Memphis)
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